Tanya Sweeney tells you where you can get laid – or just get a laugh – online
Sexton on XXX
What’s It All About The blog version of Ann Sexton’s Hotpress column. Categories include ‘Porn for women’, ‘Outdoor sex’, ‘Sexual frustration.’
Raunch Factor Sterile page design, barely a nipple in sight. But what it lacks in actual arousal power it makes up for in educational information.
Popularity Small but perfectly formed readership.
Sample “The PC muscle... is the one you’d use to stop the flow of pee in mid-stream. ... This is the muscle that you need to exercise if you want to last longer and learn how to be multi-orgasmic.”
Who uses it Kings Of Leon fans who want to surreptitiously find out about avoiding premature ejaculation at their next Rathmines house party.
Craigslist Dublin
What’s It All About The ‘casual encounters’ section is for those
looking for no-strings, anonymous sex without the indignity of rocking
up to a bench in the Phoenix Park.
Raunch Factor Quite no-frills – the ads do what they say on the tin.
But the promise of no-strings sex (and the odd suggestive picture) is
enough to get most people hot.
Popularity Around 35 new posts a week, mostly men seeking women. Sorry, boys.
Sample “Looking to have my balls licked by someone of any age. Send pics. Casual, easy-going guy. Willing to return favours.”
Who uses it Die-hard commitment-phobes; visiting businessmen; those in relationships looking for uncomplicated action.
Best For Getting That...ahem, itch scratched if and when Copperface Jack’s/Renards starts to lose its appeal.
Escort Ireland
What’s It All About A comprehensive directory of independent escorts
and escort agencies. Also information on dogging and swinging.
Raunch Factor The homepage alone features around 50 semi-naked women,
all of whom are available to meet for a fee. Our favourite is Donna
(mature).
Popularity Staggering, despite Irish folk’s supposed disdain of such goings-on.
Sample “Barbie is bisexual and likes to entertain men using different
costumes and sex toys. She specialises in uniforms... Half hour €200,
one hour €400, additional hour €250.”
Who uses It Lonely single suits with a high disposable income.
Best For Anyone Looking for a one-stop shop detailing lap-dancing bars, adult chat-lines, strippers and sex shops.
Gumtree.ie
What’s It All About A classified ad site with its own ‘casual partners’ section in between ads for flats and campervans.
Raunch Factor Plenty to tickle your fancy, from ‘Mature Pussy Licker’
in Naas (50) to ‘Virgin guy looking for girl’ in Dublin (29). More
anthropologically fascinating than arousing.
Popularity Almost 60 new posts per day.
Sample “Are you Asian shemale? If so, please contact me now. I’m sexy
bi male 32-years-old, 5ft7 dark hair, brown eyes. If you wear black
dress, skirt, high heels, have black hair, nice ass, drop a line here.”
Who uses it Everyone, it seems. And those who were just looking for Electric Picnic tickets, Your Honour.
Best For Horny People who can’t get laid in Dublin for love nor money.
Irish Flirtysomething
What’s It All About An addictive blog about life on the frontlines of the Irish dating game, written by ‘Flirty.’
Raunch Factor Flirty is quite the little minx, but the blog itself can be rather tame and scant on graphic content.
Popularity Over 150,000 hits so far.
Sample “As security on the ground was limited ‘Undumpable Dave’ decided
to wait until we were in the air to perform his own safety protocols,
which seemed to involve a body cavity search – of me.”
who uses it Its girlish, confessional writing has attracted a crowd of young female fans.
Best For Fans of Sex & The City looking for a light-hearted and
humorous romp through Dublin’s singles scene during their tea-break at
work.
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